Mylo sitting in the back of the car “Mummy, can I please have some more Loch Ness?”
Me driving and mystified “Loch Ness?”
Mylo, “Yes, Loch Ness.”
Me, “What about Loch Ness?”
Mylo, getting stroppy, “Yes, LOCH NESS, you know…”
Me, getting worried “Mylo, Loch Ness is a deep lake in Scotland with a monster living in it. I really don’t know what you want with it.”
Mylo, “LOCH NESS MUMMY! The thing daddy made the other day!”
Me, “Aaahhh, Eton Mess! Yes of course we can have some babe.”