Poo and wee machines

So I decided to record some of the delightful conversations I have with my son including the following:

Mylo:”Mummy, I’m going to make a machine that you put water and poo and playdough in and it makes poo and wee. Then it’s going to poo on your head. ”

Me: “But Mylo, if you put food and water into you, your body makes poo and wee. Are you a poo and wee machine?”

Mylo (looking put out and cross): “No mummy, it’s going to be a machine I make that you put playdough and poo and water in and then it’s going to poo on your head!”

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